Ruth ordered a pair of shoes using a credit card. Somehow ????the company advertising the shoes ran it through Paypal, an account I hadn't used in years and thought I had closed, the card had expired. The shoes came from CHINA, too little and no return address in English. Paypal said since I had not ordered through them, "tough." This happened once before when I ordered from East Coast Miatas.
You are performing the tea ceremony when one of your ladies-in-waiting breaks wind. Do you:
a) Ignore the insult and continue, displaying an admirable Zen-like composure.
b) Cut off her head and continue, displaying an admirable Zen-like composure.
c) Continue, displaying an admirable Zen-like composure, and then cut off her head when you have finished.
The Japanese Warrior's Unofficial Manual.
("c" is the correct answer)